Report on Kjell’s kayak trip…

Drivage, bumpage
Drivage, drivage
Rip-a-hole-in-Taurus-exhaustage
Launchage, leakage
Tippage, sinkage
Rainage, muddage,
And a-bit-of-swearage;
Rope-age, nail-age, almost workage
Break-age, sinkage,
Giving-up-age.
Floatage, relaxage
Dragged-by-raftage,
Campage, steakage,
Sandstorm-and-windage,
Wake-age, swearage,
Mt. Dew-age!
Tie-age, nailage,
Working-boatage,
But lazy-age, floatage,
More sit-on-raft-age,
Lunchage, hikeage,
Rowage, Mike-and-Ike-age
Campage, buggage,
Dinnerage, wet-sleeping-bag-age
Sleep-age, wake-age,
Floatage, rowage,
Paddle-age, sit-on-raft-age,
Hike-age, campage
Eat-like-pigs-age,
Hot-dogs-and-chili-age
So sleep-far-apart-age
Wakeage, paddle-age,
Slowage, swearage,
Water-fight-age, paddle-age,
Loadage, leavage,
Car-hit-by-bishop-age,
Drivage, unloadage,
Huggage, kissage
Sleepage,…funnage!